The Ember Report

It's been two weeks since Ember came to live with us and things are going well. I guess. Kinda. Sorta. Okay, all things considered, we really can't complain. She loves to strut her stuff on the cat walk. I'm considering being one of those moms and getting her an agent. She's picture perfect! I told you I was one of those moms.

She's met some of the family and was the perfect hostess, oozing charm and social skills worthy of the First Feline of the Yellow Farmhouse. She was so hospitable to our guests I had to do a coat check as they went out the door, just to make sure she wasn't tucked in one of their sleeves. You can never be too careful with gushing family and a cute kitten.

She knows how to get into everything. This is not an understatement. I've had no internet connection to my laptop in another part of the house all week because some redhead learned how to disconnect it. She's also quite clever, learning on the fly that ladder back chairs are actually ladders disguised as chairs to get you access to the coveted table. And it must be coveted because those humans are sitting around it all the time.

She enjoys good quality snuggle time, brief as it may be at times. Personally, I think she's practicing coyness to one day charm the pants off the coop vermin before she goes in for the attack. And I think at this very moment she is practicing her attack skills on my big toe which apparently makes a good substitute for a field mouse. 

And she recognizes the importance of proper rest and a well balanced diet; she even sleeps through the night. Please, please tell me that will never change or forever hold your peace. And with everything going rather swimmingly around here, I thought I would take a chance and show her the blog. I'm really not sure how I should take her reaction.

I'd like to think she's laughing with me but I can't bury my head in the sand; although come to think of it that might not be a bad idea. You see, this little kitty has one big problem. She's young, inexperienced in the ways of the world, and lacks an understanding of a few lady like traits. How can I put this delicately? She has, a certain emissions problem. A very malodorous emissions problem. And for a little girl she packs a mighty wallop. I'm pretty sure that she's laughing at me.

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I'm linking up with

Farm Friend Friday
and the
Homestead Barn Hop

~Happy Friday Friends!~